realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

But what if I’m only hungry enough to eat a small child (?)

12/15/13

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Anonymous
asks:
would you date a cookiemonster?

I don’t know if I can put up with the competition

One of the biggest regrets out there:

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